its too often and common to had asked like this."do you have girlfriend already?" , "you so handsome impossible don't have one leh.", "his taste is far too high lah..","don't be so fussy liao.later get a 'chao leng gang'..."few words,few question i will be asked by my uncles and aunties,almost everytime we have family gathering.i guess now i'm very good at confronting this kind of question.lol..
but last night i got a new words from my uncle Chia,"year one can't get gf very normal lah.nothing lah.but year 3 liao still don't have that's a bit embarrasing..."...what the...hahaha...ok lah..not to dissapoint them once again,may be i should open to 'recruit' some suitable candidates...which kind of girl i'm interested?
1. i don't mind whether you have nice body figure or not,just must have a 'pair' of nice legs...lol
2. appearnce?normal normal also ok..
3. must shorter than 165 but taller than 150..(ok...i'm short...)
4. don't like to clubbing..
5. do play sports
6. not necessary a university student
7. not from a complicated family background.
8. preferable knows how to cook or bake
9. patience and tolerance
ok...that's all i can think of for the moment,just 9 criteria only.i'm not fussy lah hoh?!haha..wont preferable for those who has the criteria of number 1,2,3,4 and 9.5-8 will have extra advantages.haha..
are you qualify for it?please call 016-897xxxx for walk-in interview..ok..please leave you message to get my phone number..haha..you may recomment your friends to me as well...haha
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tiam lah u. write till like dat.. those girls approach u will also feel cheap. they hav their own respect n honour oso. difficult lah if like dat.
a pair of nice legs arh? haiyo...easy lah.
dun like clubbing? cubbing doesnt mean nt gud mah. it can mean frenly n out-going.. those gal can always create activity to occupy ur time leh..can lah.. clubbing gal oso accept lah...
complicated background ar? how? gt father bt her mother say dat's nt her father. then the father say dat's her step mother. so who's her real father and mother?
016-897xxxx wan so mysterious meh?
errr....write like this also connecting to girls' respect meh?hahaha...
of course have 2 keep it mysterious lah.haiyo..as u know.now many girls keep msg-ing me..later got more.that's very annoying lah.hahah
haha... aiyo... is all depends on feel ma... not ka? if she got all the criterias tat u listed or even better 1 but u hav no feel towards her also no use rite? =D
feel ah?can 'develop' slowly 1 mah...haha
your market over d lar... marry old woman can lar.. haha...
deng.. cock king come here ask u marry old woman wor. an jua? wan diu him? tell me only
okok..go tiu him...hahaha...actually nvm also lah.i just pretend he is invisible.since wat he said is useless n meaningless..hahaha..
he got sing ni nia mah..of course ask us go marry old cha boh lah...hahaha..wat to do?we still single wat?!hahaha...
i think sonia satisfied all d criteria. go for it! hahahaha.... next time yo uncle ask u... u'll have differ ans d ma :P
haiyo so zit toh mei... so leng zai no ppl 1 o u don 1 ppl...
i think u got alot of candidates lo juz that u don wan nia lo...so now eng tau got the privilege to choose den me not leng zai 1 no nid to choose nid to go apply lo...haha...
c whose blog can apply to be her gf 1 tell me ah...
sonia ah?mai tolong...its urs...hahaha...
wow!! funny advertorial!! ur sch dim hv meh? shud b a lot of pretty gals..
swinburne ah?i think the quantities is far under demand...hahaha..
quantitties under demand? i dun think so lei...should be ur demand is too high hehe...should make ur criterion less complicated ma...dun so keng chiak hehe
WTF??? U the only 1 kenot find gf meh?? me also ler although my criteria is far more better than u..so u need to wait lo..like wat david say go marry old cha boh la..your market over liaw..or everyday go hide at kuctown1 front gate la..kau form3 sei kia also can ^.^..david punya singni like aunty also liaw..so u 2 sama same la..HOHOHO
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